Happy 60th Birthday, Dad!!

hey hey HEY!!! Oh NO!

Chillin' in the Grand Canyon

Fred got to go rafting, now I'm going rafting...

I had nothing to do with this...

On Fri, Nov 20, 2009 at 11:34 AM, Fred Zimmer wrote:
After seeing the dead flowers and black balloons my students wanted to know if my friends were a little mentally defective! From the mouths of babes.....

but of course, this was after Fred sent Jeannine some black flowers. That's why the couch went down the toilet and in the lava flow. But all is well now!

Under the Sea

Aaaahhhh... out of the lava and into the ocean....

Hawaii is no fun

It ain't over till its over!

I got this one in an email this morning :).

Uh Oh, somebody's in trouble!

Couch Thief to Fred:

Tell me about the flowers? And the kissing?

Fred to Couch Thief:
Don;'t tempt me....or I'll tell you what to kiss.

World Tour, oh Boy!

JAPAN!



ZERMATT!


SCOTLAND!

Scary little green men!

When does the black hole stop?
Little green men = scary :(...

Scarier than Fred's derriere!

-Scared Couch

Space-Time transformation?

How did I end up here, as a rock? And who is that guy, Jerry Garcia? Black Holes are weird!!!

WHOOOOAAA!! Black Hole!

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin on the River...

next place

Looks like couch is having a great time. Where to next. Perhaps to California?

Time to leave Florida!

Love letters from Fred's fans...

Fred's fans have taken notice of my journey and are starting to tell me stories:

From Fan #1 and Fan #2:
Oh my…..caught a glimpse of the couch starting an off planet adventure, makes me wonder if it will ever be seen again.

I would feel sad but Fred has caused mental anguish for years taunting me with his summer vacation tales of golf and hinting I should join him, knowing that dedication to work and taxes would not allow me to succumb to his jibes….sigh Also he terrorized my wife with unsigned birthday cards that spoke of graceful ageing in most unseemly way for many days prior to the wonderful event, his callousness is epic. Farewell brave couch, you cannot be blamed for escaping a weighty posterior.

From Fan #3:
I do recall at one of our Christmas Parties someone mentioning that Fred's hairy _____ were hanging on the tree!! I think that would have been shortly after Kurt was born.

Hmmm.... I'm not quite sure what to do with that information...

Nice and warm down here...

Had some people to visit, and was tired of the cold weather, so we went south. Took all day in the back of the truck, but aaaahhhhhh

Lonely Couch?

I'm not lonely! Fred thinks I'm lonely! He also thinks somebody named Gary is behind all this. Who is Gary?

I went out on the town last night! Look how fun going out can be!

Oh, Ransom Note!

The following ransom note was written by my guardian to Fred:


Dear Fred,

By now you've probably noticed your couch is gone. It is on the move. If you don't believe me, check here:

http://fredscouch.blogspot.com/

If you want to see your couch again, you'll have to cooperate with me. The first task that you must complete is...

Go Kiss Del Cook's NY Giants Flag.

That's right. And you better get it done fast, or the couch will start traveling. Have Del contact me (via email) when you've completed your task.

-CT

Beautiful day!!!

I'm enjoying seeing town! It has sure been a long time. This is one of the churches. I don't think this is Fred's church, so hopefully he won't see me here. Aahhhhhhh....

This afternoon...

They came! Woo Hoo! I'm off! Well, maybe... I have business to do, apparently.

- Traveling Couch

Harumph...

Fall is here, and everybody is thinking about Thanksgiving Break. And I'm stuck here. Gimme a Break.

-Unhappy Couch